With the soon to be released Mario Kart 8 for Nintendo Wii U I thought it would be a fun idea to speculate about the tracks, characters and overall idea of what the series will bring to the table this time around in a 3 part segment.
So let’s begin with characters, here is a list of all the characters we know of so far:
Hallelujah for the Koopalings! The total roster as it stands is 24 and you bet on more to be revealed. I think obious choices such as Bowser Jr, Birdo and of course the ability to play as your Mii are undoubtedly going to make the final cut, so here are Videospil’s top 5 hopes, wants and dreams for the roster.
5. Toadsworth
The sixty year old carer of the Toads deserves to get behind the wheel this time around, Toadsworth has a unique charm about his character and I believe this is mostly due to the fact he is an old character. Could you imagine this squishy mushroom getting angry when hit by a red shell? Amazing.
4. King Boo
King Boo was one of my favorite characters in Mario Kart Wii and I was so disappointed with the roster for Mario Kart 7 that I feel if King Boo doesn’t make it into this game I will throw a toaster at Nintendo. King Boo is cheeky, cute and chubby, the perfect character. King Boo’s first appearance was back in 2001 with Luigi’s mansion, I would say he has earned his spot unlike a few others I could mention… Birdo, what even are you?
3. Kamek
Debuting in Super Mario Worlds 2: Yoshi’s Island back in 1995 it’s hard to believe Kamek has yet to be a part of the Mario Kart series. A Magikoopa was set to be a playable character in Mario Kart 64 however was soon replaced with Donkey Kong, (bastard monkey thinks he can do whatever he wants) however I still hope and I still have faith that Kamek will be driving along rainbow road one day.
2. Professor Elvin Gadd
Professor E. Gadd is one of my favourite characters in the Mario Universe, he has this wacky, crazy scientist vibe to him, like seriously could you imagine one of his karts? Irrational. E. Gadd like Kamek was originally supposed to appear in a previous Mario Kart game (Mario Kart DS) so think his chances are high and I sure hope so, the only thing going against him is his placement. I think if Nintendo turned around and said ‘he just doesn’t fit in with the rest of the characters’ I would probably be like yeah, I get that, but here’s hoping I’m just stupid, which I am.
1. Lubba
A fat purple Luma… With PANTS! Lubba is everything that’s right with the world, he is the beauty that glues together the idea of love. Seriously, he is one of Nintendo’s more memorable characters, like I don’t see how you can’t remember a fat purple star that drives a spaceship through galaxies, unless you’ve never played Super Mario Galaxy 2 and if so stop what you’re doing right now and get your ass in gear. Lubba deserves a spot just like the rest of these characters, let’s hope Nintendo pulls through, I mean we got all 7 of the Koopalings so anything’s possible.